Just Another Starving Writer

Interesting things don't happen to me. But if they did, this is where I'd blog about them.

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Father:
So explain the plot line of Orphan Black
Me:
We don't have enough time
Father:
We are on a 13 hour drive
Me:
We don't have enough time

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via bree--bree)

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Love and Evasive Action - Chapter Seven

yotoobfiction:

Hello!

This is an AU fanfiction. Nothing is real. For previous parts, please see my fanfic page

Thank you for reading.

Chapter Seven

Grace worries for about ten minutes, but then remembers that Hannah is an adult, and that this isn’t really her business.

Besides, Pippa doesn’t seem to be in a rush to make any moves. She’s probably just going to ask for Hannah’s number, or something, at the end of the night. Grace refuses to feel any jealousy, because she doesn’t have exclusive rights to Hannah’s friendship.

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Goddammit, Jeff!

Filed under you know what you did I don't but you do and i suspect which is half the battle